HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY MONTHLY SESSION OF VENTING ON STUPID THINGS THAT ANNOY ME. FIRST THINGS FIRST, FAIR WEATHER FANS! OH OH LOOK AT ME I'M A (INSERT A TEAM HERE) FAN. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A FAN, YADDA YADDA YADDA
CASE IN POINT , LOCAL COUGAR FANS. IT SEEMS UNDER THE NEW COACHING STAFF THE ONCE EXTINCT FAN NOW HAS MULTIPLIED AND SPREAD ITS DISGUSTING SEED EVERYWHERE, I FELT MUCH BETTER WHEN THEY HID THEIR BLUE UNDER THEIR BEDS AND CLAIMED THAT THEY DIDN'T WATCH SPORTS. DURING THE CROWTON ERA AND STEVE CLEVELAND ERA YOU COULDN'T BE FOUND. I REMEMBER THE BASKETBALL SEASON WHEN YOU ONLY WON ONE GAME AND THAT WAS TO UTAH STATE AT THE BUZZER. OH, THOSE WERE HAPPIER TIMES. NOW YOU WEAR YOUR COLORS AND RUN YOUR MOUTH. YOU FORGET WHEN YOU LEFT LAVELL EDWARDS STADIUM EMPTY ON GAME DAY. I SUFFERED THE HARD TIMES UNDER MCBRIDE AND WAS AWARDED 5TH ROW SEATS TO WATCH MY UTES GO UNDEFEATED UNDER URBAN. SO BEFORE YOU MOUTH OF DURING RIVALRY WEEK MAKE DAMN SURE IT ISN'T ME IN ON THE CONVERSATION BECAUSE MY MIND IS FILLED WITH USELESS KNOWLEDGE. IT IS MY HOBBY TO FIND THE LITTLE FACTS ABOUT BYU THAT YOU WOULD RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT, MARK IT ON YOUR CALENDAR-NOVEMBER 22-YOUR DAY OF RECKONING COUGAR FANS. WE AREN'T YOUR LITTLE BROTHER ANYMORE-WE ARE GOING TO PUSH YOU DOWN AND SMACK YOUR MOMMA FOR HAVING SUCH A DUMBA## FOR A CHILD.
SECOND, WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO GIVE THEIR TWO CENTS ON THE ELECTION? IF YOU DON'T VOTE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A RIGHT TO BITCH ABOUT WHAT GOES ON. SO SHUT UP! IF YOU DO VOTE , JUST BECAUSE YOU HEARD SOMEONE'S AUNT'S SISTER BOYFRIEND RANT ON SOMETHING IT DOESN'T MEAN ITS OK TO REGURGITATE IT. COME ON! PICK UP A PAPER, WATCH A DEBATE,LOOK UP VOTING RECORDS, OR JUST TAKE A ISSUE CLOSE TO YOU AND SEE HOW THEY SIZE UP. IF YOU ARE DISAPPOINTED IN THE ELECTION AND YOU DIDN'T VOTE OR YOUR CANDIDATE DIDN'T DO WHAT YOU THOUGHT, YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME.
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First point - I would agree, but what about Ute fans under Giacaletti (he is so irrelevant I can't even spell his name)? It is always toughest to be a fan when your coach is an idiot and wears a butt ugly red jacket to games - he kinda reminds me of Gary Crowton. Although your points are well noted. My brother and I were talking about how annoying Cougar fans are, and we have cheered for BYU since the early 80s. (Admittedly some years are more exciting than others). When BYU played UCLA the other day, a bunch of BYU fans got together to watch the game, but didn't invite me because I was a true fan since I went to SUU. Too bad I was going to games when Mark Wilson, Robbie Bosco and Jim Mcmahon were QBs. That said, my fanhood pails in comparison to your dedication. I have never decorated my yard for any team.
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